Pengalaman LDKS

Sumpah gua bete banget nihyeee, mungkin gua harus nyanyiin lagunya Dewik feat Indra Bekti ituu -,-

Jadi gini gua pengen bikin pengakuan bahwa gua :

Gua telah MENGHAMILI anak orang!!!

Ya kagalah, gua kan cewe mana bisa buntingin orang -,-

Balik ke pengakuan gua, bahwa gua pengen mangakui :

Terus terang gua nyesel sok sok ikut LDKS, bayar mahal tapi gua ga ada niatan jadi OSIS yg beneeer -,-
Gua langsung bilang ''oke'' pas Sarip (guru olahraga gua) nawarin gua buat ngikut ldks. Soalnya, gua seneng temen temen gua banyak yg ikut ldks, jadi gua mikirnya yaaa seru-seruan bareng temen temen wkwk (alasan yg bodoh kan)

Oke, gua seneng bisa maen bareng temen temen sekolah gua. Gua seneng bisa lebih kenal sama temen temen sebaya gua, adek adek kelas, kakak kakak kelas, dan guru guru gua. Gua jadi agak sedikit tahu karakter dari temen temen gua yg ga gua sadari tadinya ( kok, rada belibet yeh bahasanya )

Oke oke, pengalaman pertama gua nih ldks ck ck ck. Gua ldks di Putat Nutug kawasan Ciseeng, Bogor. Tempatnya tuh tempat pelatihan mental gitu, ada outboand nya. Terus suasananya pedesaan, menyatu sama alam gitu, ada danau buatan, pohon di sana sini, dan lain lain deh.

Bagian yg enak pas ldks tuuuh :

1. Pas naik getek bareng temen temen di danau, nyebur sana sini, perang lumpur ( sampe sampe tuh lumpur ga sengaja masuk ke dalem mulut gua! Pait mampus rasanya! Air liur gua jadi cokelat gitu warnanya ) terus nangkep ikan bareng pake jala jaring yg lumayan gede.

2. Hemm main outboand bikin gua rada ngeri jatoh ke bawah (iyalah jatoh ke bawah! Masa ke samping? Loh)
Jadi tuh outboand, gua manjat ke atas pohon, terus nyebrang ke pohon sebelah sono make jembatan bertali satu licin pula. Tapi asik seruuu.

Abis itu lanjutin naek flying fox, enak enak adeem dah hehe. Tapi sayangnya cuma sebentar, cepet banget nyampe dari sini ke sono (umpanyee)

3. Tidur bareng, jujur gua ga doyan sih tidur bareng anak cewe satu sekolahan gitu (tidur sama ade gua aja, gua udah sengsara apalagi sama bocah bocah sekolah) tapi gua ngerasa tidur gua cukup dan nyenyak. Bangun bangun udah seger banget, mungkin karena suasananya emang seger kan di pedesaan

CAPEK, BESOK KALO SEMPET GUA LANJUTIN SEKARANG MAU TEWAS DULU

Seharian Hari Ini Tuuuh...

("Seharian Hari Ini Tuh..." judulnye ga enak yeeeh)


Bangun tidur...
Kuterus mandi, tidak lupa menggosok gigi, habis mandi kutolong ibu, membersihkan tempat tidurku... (Bener kaga si lagunya? Wkwk yg jelas gua kaga beresin tempat tidur -,-)

Bangun tidur gua ga langsung nyanyi kaya gitu, tapi pas gua bangun dengan tampang yg amat sangat kucel, mata kiri gua periiih bangeeet!

Ada kali, 20 menit mata gua ngeluarin air tapi perih, terus mata gua merah sebelah. Apa mata gua dikencingin kecoa? Cicak? Atau semut? -_- (sempet mikir gitu si ckck)

Mata gua jadi sipit sebelah -_- cacat!

Tapi mata gua sekarang udah ga cacat lagi kaya tadi dooong.

Akhirnya gua bergegas untuk mandi, abis mandi andukan, terus make baju (iyalah masa telanjang -,-)
Abis semua itu gua langsung buka kulkas ternyata ada susu ultra... Gua minum ''gleg, gleg, gleg, gleg'' kayaknya gitu bunyinya wkwk.

Terus gua makan sereal hemm enak enak, terus minta uang jajan ke bokap kan... Lama bener dikasinya... Nunggu die cukuran jenggot -,- wowowo

Abis gua dikasi uang jajan, gua langsung ngibrit berangkat sekolah. Kaya biasa, gua sama kadek berangkat bareng.

Sampe di sekolah gua uts bahasa indonesia bikin puyeng -,- terus ips nyonteknya rada susah gitu si ratna pelit amet -,- wkwk. Ok udah selese uts, tapi ternyata ada tes IQ oooowowow

Tes IQ kayak tokay kay kay! Udah lama bener, bikin puyeng, pengawasnye sangar -,- aaaaaaah bikin gua pegel juga -,-
Pengen gua telen rasanya woy kertas kertas tes IQ sekalian sama pengawasnye (kalo gua telen, kaga ada hasil tes IQ dong -,-)

Akhirnya balik gua, sampe rumah langsung ol msn sambil nonton pilem "kambing jantan'' ngakak sendiri ngeliat raditya dika wakakakak (ngakaknya ga gitu juga si hemm)

Terus gua kepikiran buat ngepost apa yg udah terjadi seharian tadi. Kayaknya bentar lagi gua bakal tepaaar dah, mata gua udah nutuuup, eh kebuka, nutuuup, eh kebuka lagi zzzz

Justin Bieber - One Time

Justin Bieber - One Time lyrics :


Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye

Me plus you (I'ma tell you one time) [x3]

When I met you girl my heart went knock knock
Now them butterflies in my stomach wont stop stop
And even though its a struggle love is all we got
Ao we gon' keep keep climbin' till the mountain top

Your world is my world
And my fight is your fight
My breath is your breath
And your heart (and now I've got my)

Chorus:
One love
My one heart
My one life for sure
Lemme tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
And I'ma be your one guy
You'll be my number one girl
Always makin time for you
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)

You look so deep
You know that it humbles me,
Your by my side and troubles them don't trouble me
Many have called but the chosen Is you
Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you

Your world is my world
And my fight is your fight
My breath is your breath
And your heart (and now I've got my)

Chorus:
One love
My one heart
My one life for sure
Lemme tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
And I'ma be your one guy
You'll be my number one girl
Always makin time for you
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)

Shawty right there
She's got everything I need
and I'm gon' tell her one time (one time)
Give you everything you need
Down to my last dime
She makes me happy
I know where I'll be
Right by your side cause
She is the one

Chorus:
One love
My one heart
My one life for sure
Lemme tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
And I'ma be your one guy
You'll be my number one girl
Always makin time for you
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(girl I love, girl I love you)

Me plus you (I'ma tell you one time) [x3]

One Time lyrics by Justin Bieber

KILLING ME INSIDE - THE TORMENTED

For the last time
You waste my tears now
No more torment
But don't just say you've gone away

You tell a fuckin' tale
(Swallow me and spit me out)
How do I get trought of this?
(I can't stand it anymore)

Can, you, see, me...
Smiling when I sing this song
Right, now...
I just want to be alive

You know I was dying when you told me
(That I'm not yours anymore)
You know I was dying when you told me
(You're just playing and fooling around with me)

When the time she comes and wakes me
(She comes and wakes me)
And when she bit my lips and kissed me there
And when she holds my hand and lives my life tonight
(Live tonight)
When she said that she really loves me
Were the worst fucking days

I'm dying and bleeding of my past
I'm dying and bleeding of my past
Now slit my throat and let me bleed
Now slit my throat and let me bleed

Can, you, see, me...
Smiling when I sing this song
Right, now...
I just want to be alive

You know I was dying when you told me
(That I'm not yours anymore)
You know I was dying when you told me
(You're just playing and fooling around with me)

When the time she comes and wakes me
(She comes and wakes me)
And when she bit my lips and kissed me there
And when she holds my hand and lives my life tonight
(Live tonight)
When she said that she really loves me

But suddenly you came to me, and begged me to be yours again
Right now you're holding my hand but sorry baby, but all I can say is
No, hell no...!!!

Can you see the times grows older
She blew my dreams away
It's all done, the time is over
I don't know how to say to you
Can you see the times grows older she blew my dreams away
It's all done, the time is over
I don't know how to say

The time is over!!!
The time, NO!!!





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Kondangan Pake Kebayeeeh

Jadi nih yeee pada tanggal 4 Oktober 2009 tepatnya hari minggu, gua diharusin pake kebayeeeh alias kebaya soalnya sodara gua, Mba Titi tercintaaah mau kawin win win sama bulee jerman (gua lupa namanya siapa, soalnya namanya ribet bet bet)



Kira kira jam 2-an siang gua otw ke gedung Niaga Toweeer, disitu gua bakal dirias trus pake kebayeh dah -,-
Dan di situ acara pernikahannya Mba Titi.

Tempat rias tuh di lantai 27, nah kondangannye di lantai 2


Pas gua nyampe tuh ruang rias, ternyata chacha lagi disasak rambutnya. Trus abis itu rian, abis itu gua daaah.

Omaygat !! Rambut gua disasak sasak trus dikuel kuel trus ditarik tarik trus di lipet lipet trus di gulung gulung trus digundulin huhuhu (kaga begitu si sebenernya wakakak lebaybaybay yak)
Rambut gua nih disasak trus dipakein hairspay trus disanggul rapi (bukan gaya gua -,-)

Abis urusan rambut, gua langsung make kebayaaa yg bahannya tipis2 gitcyuuu -,- abis itu dipakein kain batik diperut gua diganjel kain panjang gitu bikin nyeseeek, jalan susaaaah -,- ditambah pake sepatu ber-hak! Pegel gel gel huouououo


Akhirnya gua bersama sodara2 udah siap untuk jadi penerima para tamu gituu, kerjaan kita nih cuma berdiri berjejer yg anggun, selalu senyum, trus dipoto HAHAHA

Mana gua malu malu gimana gitu kaga biasa pake kebaya,rambut disanggul,pake sepatu hak,pake make up -,- berasa ondel ondel dah ayee
Udah gitu malu banyak orang wkwkwk.


Pas acara makan makan, gua makan tuh enak banget, tapi sayangnya nyesek perut gua gara2 pake kebayeh -,-
Gua udah bete bener itu.. Akhirnya jam 10-an gua dibolehin ganti baju!!

HOREEEE HOREEEE AKHIRNYA SEMUA PENDERITAANKU TERHAPUSKAN (cacat bahasa gua)

Gua langsung kegirangan ke ruang ganti, terus ganti baju dah. Terus gua buka sanggulan guaaa, pas digerai nih rambut udah kaya apaan ngembang2 trus kusut trus kasar tapiii......
KEREEEN LOOOH RAMBUT GUA METAAAL DAH


Tapi gua diketawain sama orang orang. Sialan -,- ckckck


SELESAAAI ;)