Sabtu, 05 Juni 2010

chatroulette

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Sekitar jam 4 pagi 4 bulan yang lalu, gua iseng minjem laptopnya si emak, dan gua pergunakan untuk webcaman

Pas di CR alias chatroulette, gua menemukan sesosok bule laki ganteng naujubileh, rambutnya semacem emo warnanya coklat, kulitnya putih, bibirnya merah sekaliii, matanya biru bagaikan aer laut (ratarata emang bule macem gitu kan wkwk)

Dia melambaikan tangan cebok ke arah gua sambil nyengir nyengir
(Gua tau, pasti dia kaga gunain tangan kiri untuk cebok. Tapi di indonesia...)

Dia nyapa...


"Hey"

"Hey too :)"

"You're sweety :)"

"Thanks handsome :)"

"Where are you?"

"Indonesia, where are you too?"

"England :) why you don sleep?"

"Wow its so far! No, I'm insomnia hehe"

"Yes hahaha, wow its bad for you girl! by the way, what's your name sweety?"

"Yeah I know but its my tradition, I'm Dida hehehe, and you?"

"Nice name its simple :) I'm michael"

"Hooo maikel wakakakak"

"Yes if you talk this hahaha"

"Hmm, do you have a girlfriend?"

"No :( I'm single, and you?"

" I'm single too. Why you don't have a girlfriend? Hey you're handsome ;)"

"Realy I'm handsome? Haha I don't know why, how about you sweety?"

"Yes ofcours :), I'm ugly so nobody like me hehehe"

"No no no, you're beautiful not ugly ofcours you're sweety hehehe"

"What? You're kidding hahahaha"

"Noooo, I'm seriously :)"

"Oh thankyou michael :) by the way, how old are you?"

"17 how about you?"

"I'm 14 hehe, do you school?"

"14? I meant you're 17 too like me hahaha yes I'm senior high school. You?"

"Nooo I'm a young girl hehehe, I'm junior high school :)"

"Okay, wanna do something?"

"I don't know, you?"

"Do you play with me?"

"Play?"

"Yes play, will you naked for me?"

"Oh shit nooooo teteku kecil :("

"What's teteku kecil? Pleaseeeeee"

"Bego lu bule, I meant my boobs is tiny -_-"

"Ohahaha no problem, just make me crazy now sweety... I need satisfaction from you dida :)"

"Noooooo noooooo noooooo"

"Yessssss yesssss yesssss"

"Nononono"

"Yesyesyesyes"

"I say no!"

"I say yes!"

"Noooooo"

"LOL HAHAHAHAHA you're my bitch please naked for me now!"

"Totmekjingsat! Gua pergi dulu ah dadah bule ganteng ;)"


Akhirnya gua berenti chat sama ini bule karna dipaksa bugil buat muasin ini bule ganteng tapi bejat.

Hah padahal ganteng~

Baru sekali gua webcaman sama bule ganteng lumayan lama wakakakak

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